im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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