We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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