I'm really into asian looking animals
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
did i walk over a car last night?
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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