dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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