They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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