Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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