this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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