Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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