he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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