i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Fuck appropriateness.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
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