There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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