I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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