Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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