kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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