There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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