Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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