Non-Jews are for practice
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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