Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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