Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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