Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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