we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Randomize
