how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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