i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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