with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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