She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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