Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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