we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
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