dude i'm inner monologue high
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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