The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
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