Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
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