no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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