Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
