Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
