oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
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