Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
im six kinds of drunk right now
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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