whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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