he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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