She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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