I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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