I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I need to sanitize my soul.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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