I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize
