I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Randomize
