I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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