I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize