yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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