Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
ugly people sure do ruin things
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Randomize
