you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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