I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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