I think I am morally bankrupt
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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