if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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