my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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