i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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