white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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