: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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