I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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